The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?"
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A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have you found a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"The dentist says, "No, not quite. You've got some shit on the end of your nose!"
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